I love this thread. Lots of good laughs. When I bought my boat it had the old name painted on. Two problems with it. First I am in Southern Calif and the name was from an area on the east coast. Second it was so faded it looked terrible. The admiral decided we needed a Hawaiian name. We went to a shop that specializes in putting names on ships, boats, dingys etc. He told us we needed to have the stern really cleaned down to the gel coat so the letter, (stick on) wouldn't peal off in a few years. Long story short we got it renamed. The Admiral liked "Ka Makani Olu Olu" a friend of mine joked that repeating that in an emergency to the Coast Guard might be difficult to be understood, and we could be treading water before they got the name right, so we use the English translation of "Perfect Wind" as in the sense of a God provided wind. We read the "proper procedure" of renaming a boat along with the usual stories of how some ignored them and the boat was at the bottom by the end of the year. Being Christians we weren't going to pray to a non-existent deity so we got a bottle of Champaign and dedicated it to the Lord. In times past dedications were done by pouring some wine on the ground, but we were on the water so just a few drops went overboard. The rest went in our glasses. We weren't launching her just renaming so we felt a bottle of Champaign was better used in toasting rather than smashing. Didn't want to put a ding in the bow either. Had a good time with it. The Christian celebration of Christmas is a Christianized version of a pagan one so we felt it was OK if we did the same for renaming a boat.