After paddling 50,000km, Australian police arrested this German kayaker
Unemployed and seeking a better life, Oscar Speck pushed his kayak into the water of the Danube and began paddling downriver. He didn't stop until he reached Australia.

Not trivial at all. That would be a bucket list trip. Isn't that like.. 1,200 miles?Well, my wife and I were thinking we would kayak down the Columbia River next summer from the Canadian border to the Pacific. Kind of seems trivial now.
It's about 1000 miles, but it's all downhill.Isn't that like.. 1,200 miles?
...but it's all downhill.It's about 1000 miles, but it's all downhill.
Then for a challenge you could paddle back to where you left your car!It's about 1000 miles, but it's all downhill.
That's assuming I remember where I left it. I imagine paddling up river pushing the button on the fob and listening for that "tweet tweet".Then for a challenge you could paddle back to where you left your car!