How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2, but how did they get in there?
2, but how did they get in there?
Funny Friday!!!
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jssailem
SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
- Oct 22, 2014
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I feel I’ve been living the “Fix the boat til I die” plan!
Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
-Will
-Will
jssailem
SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
- Oct 22, 2014
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Proly not a good ocean crossing design. There wouldn't be much boat left after two or three watches, I'm thinking.
Kermit was never one to fall for such a simple Khan.
-Will
Kermit was never one to fall for such a simple Khan.
-Will
jssailem
SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
- Oct 22, 2014
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I can hear it now…
Dad, what happened to your beer boat.
It sunk
How did it sink?
Well I was singing that song. You know 100 bottles of beer on the boat. 100 bottles of beer…
Well when I got to
49 bottles of beer on the boat 49 bottles of beer…
the boat just sank to the bottom…
Dad, what happened to your beer boat.
It sunk
How did it sink?
Well I was singing that song. You know 100 bottles of beer on the boat. 100 bottles of beer…
Well when I got to
49 bottles of beer on the boat 49 bottles of beer…
the boat just sank to the bottom…
We all know what backwinding is.
What we don't know is "What the hell is backsailing ?"
jssailem
SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
- Oct 22, 2014
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Back Sailing. I conjecture it is something like Back Stroking. In that it is accomplished while you are in a prone position with your face looking sky ward.
It is not to be confused with Back Sliding. Which is not conducive to forward movement.
It is not to be confused with Back Sliding. Which is not conducive to forward movement.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
... wait! wait! wait! Nevermind, this is a family friendly forum