Caption contest

LeslieTroyer

LeslieTroyer

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May 20, 2016
3,014
Catalina 36 MK1 94 Everett, WA
Johann said:
“Cheech and Chong go sailing - Time for a Reef”
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I thought recreational pot was illegal in the rust belt stairs. Finally retired so can’t ge fired for having a toke and Jeff Sessions screws it up. Oh well

Les
 
agprice22

agprice22

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Aug 3, 2012
2,542
Performance Cruising Telstar 28 302 Watkins Glen
Did you say, “Put the boat in the lake, or put the lake in the boat?”
 
smokey73

smokey73

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Oct 26, 2010
1,904
Hunter 40.5 Beaufort, SC
"Sure you can submerge a sailboat - they did it on that Harry Potter movie"
 
Ted

Ted

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Jan 26, 2005
1,255
C&C 110 Bay Shore, Long Island, NY
See, I told you fresh water provides less buoyancy than salt water.
 
Will Gilmore

Will Gilmore

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Oct 19, 2017
7,746
O'Day 19 Littleton, NH
Hey Joe, I think they started without us. Come on, let's get these sails up. MOVE IT, JOE! We can still catch 'em.

- Will (Dragonfly)
 
Will Gilmore

Will Gilmore

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Oct 19, 2017
7,746
O'Day 19 Littleton, NH
Did you see that? A battle ship just suddenly appeared out of nowhere. The name says, 'U.' 'S.' 'S.' 'ELDRIDGE'!?!? Weird o_O

- Will (Dragonfly)
 
S

SFS

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Aug 18, 2015
2,070
Currently Boatless Okinawa
Well John, I gotta hand it to you, you definitely lengthened the waterline.
 
MrBill_FLL

MrBill_FLL

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May 4, 2005
4,062
Macgregor 26d Ft Lauderdale, Fl
Hey Skipper,
Tell me again, how many PHRF points did you gain for adding that ballast?
 
Jackdaw

Jackdaw

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Nov 8, 2010
11,386
Beneteau First 36.7 & 260 Minneapolis MN & Bayfield WI
Kermit said:
“Who put Clay in charge of the spinnaker?”
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Once you get into 20+ knots of breeze, these Capri 25s are basically not controllable. It’s a fundamental design issue... the rudder is too small and too close to the keel.

We try and never get close to them when going downwind.
 
Kermit

Kermit

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Jul 31, 2010
5,657
AquaCat 12.5 17342 Wateree Lake, SC
Jackdaw said:
Once you get into 20+ knots of breeze, these Capri 25s are basically not controllable. It’s a fundamental design issue... the rudder is too small and too close to the keel.

We try and never get close to them when going downwind.
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I guess my caption won't win the prize.
 
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