That's sounds a lot like my experience. Drove my wife nuts listening to it.
We worked it all the way up to hitting control r, before the '
blue screen of death', three times. "Wow, you were right, I really do have a messed up machine. What do we do? " reboot and try again, of course
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The first thing they will have you do is run a command that brings up your error log.
Every machine keeps an error log. Then the "tech" will explain that those are all problems that your computer is having and he can help you get rid of them.
I can only assume they just walk you thru a purge of the log while getting you to enter in the 'run' command, a program that gives him remote access to the computer.
DON'T DO IT, MAN!
Then, they reboot, show you a clean error log and take your credit card information before charging you for doing nothing.
Always be friendly and "willing to work it thru again"
"Wait, I see what's wrong. I didn't plug it in.... ok, NOW we can try it. "
"It says, no Internet connection found.
Should I type it in again?"
Yes I have a Comodore PC.
I love that, or a TRS 80. "Oh wait, got to swap floppies." "Those drives are really loud, does yours make that whirring, grinding noise too?"
You think they would know what punch card programming was?
- Will (Dragonfly)