Surviving the Apocalypse

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tcbro

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Jun 3, 2004
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Hunter 33.5 Middle River, MD
Go to the ETAP Yachts website

http://etapyachting.1a-8568.antagusserver.de/etapyachting/

and click on “How to survive 2012” near the bottom of the home page.

ETAP hasn’t made any boats since they went bankrupt several years ago. The ETAP name was bought by a Belgium company, MIC Industries in 2009.

OK, so who’s holding off on their haul-out next fall until after December?

Tom
 

weinie

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Sep 6, 2010
1,297
Jeanneau 349 port washington, ny
They convinced me!!! I just mailed my deposit. I'm hoping for a Waterworld scenario where I evolve webbed feet and gills. This would make scraping my hull a lot easier! I'll try to let any of you guys know if I find any dry land after the apocalypse.
 
May 23, 2004
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I'm in the market as were . Colonial Beach
Someone has been watching "Water World." Either that or they have been outwater for too long!
 
Jan 4, 2006
7,654
Hunter 310 West Vancouver, B.C.
These People are Smoking Crack ........................

................. and makes me wonder about the construction of their boats :eek:.

However, I do think I'll make myself a reminder to wear rubber boots and carry an umbrella on Dec. 12 ;).
 
Oct 1, 2011
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Hunter 42 Passage Huron, OH
While this marketing video is hilarious... I have often thought this "Might" be the way to try and survive if things went to crap. (Not on THAT boat). Am I right in thinking fallout would follow the trade winds? (If nuclear) Would the area south of the equator be different? I know, pretty far fetched, BUT... only asking for educational purposes as I am not much for how weather and trade winds function.... OTHER than the advertising video, I find it an interesting topic... Weinie... I'm working on the gills too, but so far, I have found I can only breathe....outside....during a light rain.... while not looking up.... I think I am failing miserably on that one!
 

Joe

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Jun 1, 2004
8,323
Catalina 27 Mission Bay, San Diego
Yeah.... right... I saw an analysis of the solar flare scenario and it essentially said we would experience "reverse" gravity.... chew on that.

That moronic marketing piece suggests that only an "unsinkable" boat could survive a tidal wave.... what the f....? Almost any boat in open water will "survive" a tidal wave.. any jr high student knows that. It's when the tsunami hits land that the damage happens. And anyway, the boat may survive but it's unlikely the crew could withstand the punishment.
 
Aug 20, 2010
1,399
Oday 27 Oak Orchard
I kinda like the music. Sorta new age. Not to clever on the 12/12/12 as the Mayan calendar was based on a different start point than the Common Era calendar we use now. Besides, who wants to live in a post apocalyptic world anyway.
 

Joe

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Jun 1, 2004
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Catalina 27 Mission Bay, San Diego
I kinda like the music. Sorta new age. Not to clever on the 12/12/12 as the Mayan calendar was based on a different start point than the Common Era calendar we use now. Besides, who wants to live in a post apocalyptic world anyway.
Exactly..... and the "adam and eve".... "brave new world" analogy is especially ridiculous.
 

weinie

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Sep 6, 2010
1,297
Jeanneau 349 port washington, ny
Of course, if you know your Dr Strangelove, the doomsday scenario has its appeal, if your spouse has an open mind.;)
"But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature."
 
Dec 25, 2008
1,580
catalina 310 Elk River
Ok, lets put this in perspective. The Mayan calender ends on the winter solstice of this year, Dec 21. Why does it end there? This date is regarded as the end-date of a 5,125-year-long cycle in the Mesoamerican long count calender. Somehow pre-Colombian civilizations, most likely the Olmec, figured out that the polls of our planet were precessing. What is precession? As the earth spins on it's axsis it wobbles. If you were to trace this wobble it would make a single revolution every ~26,000yrs. At some point in this motion the axis points directly toward the center of our galaxy. Some people seem to believe that the world will go into kaoss upon this alignment. Of course this makes good headlines and sells print, but the facts are, that this planet has been here for ~4.54 billion yrs. so that would mean that this occurrence of alignment has happened ~174,615 times before with no earth ending event as of yet, so what is different this time? I'm betting nothing. Congress is way more of a threat statistically.

The interesting thing here is how did these guys figure this out? For one to observe that the polls are precessing one would have to observe a particular celestial body rise or set over a particular prominent land feature at a distance of one mile, change it's position by 1 foot in 70yrs. Hmm no written language to speak of... so how did they observe this phenomenon and how was this very subtle change passed down over 2-3 generations of people?
More amazing is, how did these people figured out the particular point in time when the axis would point directly into the Milky Way and create a calender using geared wheels, (that were not yet invented) to calculate this event.

Unfortunately I don't hear discussion about these facts, just the bull....
 

jrowan

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Mar 5, 2011
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O'Day 35 Severn River, Mobjack Bay, Va.
O.K. that last response was a lil' too technical for me, & I like to think of myself as a details oriented sailor. All I can say about ETAP sales / marketing is WTF? If the world is ending then who cares about what coffin you will be floating in for eternity. Also, if the Mayan's were so smart, then why is their civilization extinct?
 
Nov 23, 2011
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MacGregor 26D London Ontario Canada
Did anyone notice that the USA wasn't on the list of country's they want to participate?
 

Joe

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Jun 1, 2004
8,323
Catalina 27 Mission Bay, San Diego
Also, if the Mayan's were so smart, then why is their civilization extinct?
The mayans, aztecs, inca etc... had no resistance to the common diseases brought to the new world from europe. it took just a few generations to wipe out 90 percent of the indigenous populations after columbus arrived.
 
Dec 25, 2008
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catalina 310 Elk River
The mayans, aztecs, inca etc... had no resistance to the common diseases brought to the new world from europe. it took just a few generations to wipe out 90 percent of the indigenous populations after columbus arrived.
A very interesting book to read to further grasp the understanding of what happened to indigenous populations and why is, Guns, Germs and Steel by Jared Diamond.
 

RECESS

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Dec 20, 2003
1,509
Catalina 27 . St. Mary's Georgia
We all know that sailboats are the best way to survive after the Zombie Apocalypse. Those brain eating sloths cannot swim!
 

Joe

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Jun 1, 2004
8,323
Catalina 27 Mission Bay, San Diego
A very interesting book to read to further grasp the understanding of what happened to indigenous populations and why is, Guns, Germs and Steel by Jared Diamond.
thanks for that tip Jared... sounds like an interesting follow up to my abbreviated history channel comments, heh,heh.
 
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