Men, No Reason to Take Off Your Hats, But Please Remain Standing

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Jan 4, 2006
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The recent thread about the idea of change-out waste containers brought back an old thought of mine having to do with installing a functional urinal in the head, with a goal of extending the time between full holding tanks.

We are all caught between wanting to use a minimum of flush water to extend the fill time of the holding tank, and making sure we use enough flush water to clear the hoses and prevent them from absorbing odors prematurely. If there were a way to reduce the flush water and still clear the hoses adequately, it would be very attractive in my mind.

My trips to the head to relieve myself of "liquid waste only" outnumbers those for solid waste by some 3–4:1. That means that, conservatively, 75% of the time I'm adding flush water to the holding tank simply to move urine, another liquid, from the bowl the to tank.

So, the minimum requirements for a water-saving urinal add-on would be:
1. a dedicated, small-diameter tube running from the holding tank to the head, attached to :
2. the urinal proper, be it plastic funnel or something more aesthetic
3. a way to seal the opening (let's not use the unfortunate term "throat" here, if you please) of the urinal for odor control.

Have at it, folks:

1. Do you think a concept like this is feasible?
2. Do you know of any installations like this on modest sailing yachts?
3. What caveats should be acknowledged that would inform the design and/or use of such an auxiliary?
4. Is there anything about this that you think aesthetically repulsive? I mean, you have to show your guests how to use TP strategically, how to twist valves and pump while looking at their own waste, or for those of you who are inclined, how to throw their soiled TP into a little bag under the sink (let's not re-hash (oops, no pun intended) that debate here). What about the sight/function of a urinal would be worse than that? But I may not be seeing it, so give my your aesthetic responses, as well.

Off the top of my head, I think that a simple, rather steep-walled, funnel-shaped cup would drain straighter/quicker, and leave less behind, and that a quick wipe with TP before re-inserting a stopper would be sufficient; also, that a small chaser of rinse water before drying the cup would both make clean-up more sanitary and serve to clear the line, preventing odoriferous hosing.

An installation that leaves the cup as, um, flush to the bulkhead would be necessary for most of our phone-booth sized heads.

Okay, I've gone on too long: your turn!
 
Oct 18, 2007
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Macgregor 26S Lucama, NC
Anchor Down, have you considered laying in a supply of empty gallon OJ jugs? Just remember to remove the labels so no one will make a mistake....:) -Paul
 
Sep 25, 2008
7,695
Alden 50 Sarasota, Florida
Sounds like you just invented a second holding tank vent hose, this one venting INSIDE the boat
 
Dec 2, 1997
9,011
- - LIttle Rock
If you have a manual toilet, the solution is simple:

Learn to use the "dry" mode to do more than just remove the last bit of water in the bowl.

Any toilet that's working any where near factory specs can move bowl contents at least 6 linear feet or 4 vertical feet in the dry mode...and that's without any help from gravity. So unless your tank is more than 6' from the toilet, there's no need to use the "wet" mode to do more than just rinse out the bowl and the hose BEHIND urine, or even solids. (Add a couple of cupfuls of water from the sink to the bowl ahead of solids). Once a day, and also last thing before closing up the boat, flush a quart of clean fresh water through the system to rinse it out.

If the tank is further than 6' from the toilet, a little re-plumbing of the head discharge line is required: a loop--doesn't have to to be a vented loop, just a loop--immediately after the toilet that's higher than the top of the tank. Then you only have to flush long enough to move bowl contents over the top of the loop...gravity will get it the rest of the way to the tank.

Learning to use the dry mode can double the number of flushes your tank can hold.
 
Jan 4, 2006
283
West Coast
No Need to Re-invent the (Water) Wheel

Thanks, Peggy, that was very informative. Using a manual head to its potential takes away a lot of the reason to go attaching new contraptions, though I can't help but smile whenever I imagine someone asking me, "What's that conch shell attached to the wall in there?" :D

I've used manual heads, but I never knew they could be operated that way: I was taught "pump, turn valve, pump, turn valve back" for every use by my sailing mentor, and never asked why, because it was his boat.

I bought a yacht with electric head, and it uses sea water. If I'm reading you correctly, I can just close the inlet valve to run it "dry", and rinse/pre-wet for solids as you've described, either from sink or by playing with my inlet valve.

I'm as happy as a king on his throne now…
 
Sep 25, 2008
2,288
C30 Event Horizon Port Aransas
I am going to have to have you all sign a non-disclosure agreement before you read this.
My investor invented the 'Whizz-eez'. It is for when you are at an outdoor event, and the lines for the portajohns are too long. The top part hooks snugly around, well you know. The tube extends down your pantleg and exits by your shoe.
One side effect is; when you take it off you pee your pants because you got too used to using it.
Also if you are a golfer...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3yGCE8Tfp4
 
Dec 2, 1997
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Prob'ly not...It depends on the make/model of the toilet.

If your toilet has an integral impeller intake pump, running it with the seacock closed will fry the intake impeller immediately and damage the intake pump housing if you use the toilet that way for very long. However, there are toilets that have intake and discharge independent from each other...so whatcha got?
 

Alan

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Jun 2, 2004
4,174
Hunter 35.5 LI, NY
I just don't get it! Why continue to use hose?? I converted ALL my hose to rigid PVC plumbing (the same stuff they use in your house) and it has ended ALL hose problems. I don't need to use any water to flush liquid waste and there is absolutely NO ODOR from the head or plumbing.


BTW, no one stands in my boat or at home. Sitting is required!! It's way easier, you don't have to 'aim' so there is 'no miss'. Clean up is a breeze!!;)
 
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Sep 25, 2008
2,288
C30 Event Horizon Port Aransas
Isn't that kinda damaging to a guys psyche? Being made to sit and pee? Some inmates do that to others in prison to try to take away their manhood.
 
Jan 22, 2008
8,050
Beneteau 323 Annapolis MD
Being made to sit and pee? Some inmates do that to others in prison to try to take away their manhood.
Some people can't hit a stationary target at home, never the less on a boat that's rockin' and rollin'. I'd prefer they sit at both places and not have to worry about cleanup- which they probably wouldn't do themselves.... I'll take your word for it about the inmates.
 
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Bob V

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Mar 13, 2008
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Catalina 42mkII Lagoon Point
I'm with Alan on this one

Isn't that kinda damaging to a guys psyche? Being made to sit and pee? Some inmates do that to others in prison to try to take away their manhood.
There are times when it makes sense to sit down. A boat is a perfect example of such times because you have a small moving target. Another good time is at home if you wake up in the midde of the night. It is much less disruptive to your sleep state to sit down in the dark instead of standing up squinting in bright light as you pee on the floor.

Herman if one's grasp on their manhood is that tenuous they have problems that can not be addressed by standing up.
 

Alan

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Jun 2, 2004
4,174
Hunter 35.5 LI, NY
I've been sitting my entire life and don't feel the least bit emasculated. Besides who will be watching?? Standing is simply a bad habit that most men accept. Few would continue to do so if they had to clean up afterward.

But what about the PVC tubing in favor of hose???
 
Jun 2, 2004
3,652
Hunter 23.5 Fort Walton Yacht Club, Florida
That Water is Cold

That is always a shock diping the willy in that bowl of water. I'll stand thank you very much.
 

zeehag

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Mar 26, 2009
3,198
1976 formosa 41 yankee clipper santa barbara. ca.(not there)
GOOD sailors sit to pee---all you macho men miss the large hole in a proper storm or in a big sea---ya dont sit in home--just in seas...LOL......isnt nice to have to wade thru some macho mans pisswater to do ones own business in the head...also--try standing up in wetness ...... go figger.......
 

Gail R

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Apr 22, 2009
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Pearson 34 Freeport, ME
That is always a shock diping the willy in that bowl of water. I'll stand thank you very much.
Not on our boat you won't. However, you don't have to put your butt cheeks on the seat either. My skipper kneels. Kinda meets the target halfway, doncha know. BTW, this is his rule, not mine. His sailing mentor (a guy) also required that the men/boys kneel and not stand.
 
Dec 2, 1997
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Alan...

Hard PVC is only recommended for long straight runs, which don't exist on most sailboats...requiring a lot of unions that can become leaks. And because, unlike buildings on shore, boats flex and are subject to shock...so it's necessary to "soft-couple" hard pipe to anything rigid--toilet, tank, y-valve, thru-hull, macerator--with enough hose to provide shock absorption and also support the pipe runs. So except on a cruise ship or at least a yacht big enough to have long straight plumbing runs, hard pipe just ain't practical.

You'll argue that you've done it successfully...and my reply is, "So far. And that doesn't change the fact that it isn't recommended.

Btw...hard pipe is just as susceptible to sea water mineral and urine crystal buildup as hose...so I hope you're rinsing out the system with clean fresh water and white vinegar before the boat will sit each time to prevent it.
 
Aug 16, 2006
281
Ericson 32 Oregon coast
Alan, I used to tell my male guests, who

were on my boat for the first time and unfamiliar with recreational boating on the ocean, "On this boat we're all women when using the head".
 
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