I was in South Bend the winter 1963-4 when it was declared a national disaster area due to snow. One night I tried to go to a coffee shop I had been told was in a senior dorm across campus (I was a stupid freshman and there was no such coffee shop .) I was the only idiot outdoors on the whole campus. Walkways were plowed with snow banks nearly six feet on each side, three two to three feet on the ground. I'd not snapped the hood onto my parka. Coming back it felt like I had icepicks through my ears. And then it didn't. I got very sleepy but I was walking briskly. I didn't feel cold any more. The snow banks looked very inviting. I wanted to lie down and nap. And then I remembered an account I'd read in Readers' Digest when I was about 10 of a man who clinically froze to death in a minor avalanche experiencing the same warm, sleepy, cozy feeling. I realized I wasn't getting any closer to the next lamppost; I was barely moving; and I knew I was on the verge of freezing to death. If I'd lain down I would not have been found until spring. I concentrated on the lamppost and forced myself toward it. I went into the first dorm I came to and hugged the steam radiator for a few minutes, to the mystification of the campus cop at the suitcase-sized desk, and then went on to my own dorm. Had it not been for that Readers' Digest article for eight years prior coming into my head I would have been dead within the hour. I think that's the first time I was near death if my antics in my father's Studebaker Hawk don't count. And I want never to spend another week in a northern winter.