Funny Friday!!!
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No, that's the bow off a Tanzer 22 that was cut up at my club. Someone turned it into a planter. Here is the rest of it.
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Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?
So that when the ships come back into port they can Scandinavian!
I love a good pun.
-Will (Dragonfly)
Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?
So that when the ships come back into port they can Scandinavian!
I love a good pun.
-Will (Dragonfly)
This one really ticked me.
A joke that can only be appreciated on SBO.
From Reddit.com
Posted by Stitchopoulis
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Oct 12, 2015, 12:01 PM
I like a good sandwich, and for me, there's no place quite like Old Salt's deli, down by the wharf. Frankie, the owner, is a real nice guy, but an old sailing salt, and sometimes that causes some miscommunications.
Like the other day, I stopped by in the morning for a sandwich to bring with me on the day's sail. We're chitchatting about this and that, and he hands me my sandwich. I open it up to really hit it hard with some oil and vinegar, since I'm going sailing and it's gonna get soggy anyway, it might as well be soggy with extra flavor. And I look at it and ask Frankie "hey, you running out of meat back there and have to make substitutions?" And he says "Not a bit, you asked for genoa salami, I gave you genoa salami." So I tell him "I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but I know my deli meats, and what I have here is sopressata, Frankie." And he says to me, he says, "Now you may know meats, but I know a thing or two myself, and I know from genoa. If you look at your sopressata, you'll see that there salami has a 40% overlap, now that's a proper genoa salami!"
-Will (Dragonfly)
A joke that can only be appreciated on SBO.
From Reddit.com
Posted by Stitchopoulis
•
Oct 12, 2015, 12:01 PM
I like a good sandwich, and for me, there's no place quite like Old Salt's deli, down by the wharf. Frankie, the owner, is a real nice guy, but an old sailing salt, and sometimes that causes some miscommunications.
Like the other day, I stopped by in the morning for a sandwich to bring with me on the day's sail. We're chitchatting about this and that, and he hands me my sandwich. I open it up to really hit it hard with some oil and vinegar, since I'm going sailing and it's gonna get soggy anyway, it might as well be soggy with extra flavor. And I look at it and ask Frankie "hey, you running out of meat back there and have to make substitutions?" And he says "Not a bit, you asked for genoa salami, I gave you genoa salami." So I tell him "I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but I know my deli meats, and what I have here is sopressata, Frankie." And he says to me, he says, "Now you may know meats, but I know a thing or two myself, and I know from genoa. If you look at your sopressata, you'll see that there salami has a 40% overlap, now that's a proper genoa salami!"
-Will (Dragonfly)
I don't see a current registration sticker.Squeezing every drop of life out of an old boat
Google "fish drinks beer" and you may find a better video of this. It was recorded from two cameras
A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"
He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
Two guys are fishing in a boat under a bridge.
One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge.
He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head.
The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.
The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."
The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the least thing I could do, after all I was married to her for 40 years."
One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge.
He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head.
The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.
The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."
The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the least thing I could do, after all I was married to her for 40 years."
Are you nuts? These guy have no business being on a sailboat like the 3 Stooges have no business being on TV!
It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.
The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.
The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.