And I thought it was just ospreys that were out to get me.

[Captain Larry-DH]

Your mother must have been known to have a wicked sense of humor.

How could anyone not laugh about it? Whether watching it or experiencing it, getting hit with bird poop is a humbling experience and you have to laugh no matter how bad a mess it may be! Life’s too short to cry about bird poop

Edit: But cleaning up is no fun

 

[Kermit]

Edit: But cleaning up is no fun

Watching it would be fun. ;-)

 

[JamesG161]

I am surprised that no one discussed the deadly...
FOO Bird Poop.

Dodging dropping...
Jim...

 

[Captain Larry-DH]

Watching it would be fun. ;-)

I keep my boat on a mooring, and the washdown pump isn’t just for anchor retrieval

 

[BlowMeAway]

I am surprised that no one discussed the deadly...
FOO Bird Poop.

Dodging dropping...
Jim...

Dang, I only remember the punch line...If the Foo Schitz, wear it.

 

[Will Gilmore]

Way to small for a reindeer droppings.

Rabbit poop.

-Will (Dragonfly)

 

[Ron20324]

Way to small for a reindeer droppings.

It's either coffee beans or the jumbo caviar.

 

[jssailem]

Maybe it is from one of those cats that eats coffee beans... Say Ron I'll grind up some you brew it in your coffee pot for you and you can tell us if it really is worth $250 a pound.
http://www.most-expensive.coffee/

 

[FDL S2]

-Will (Dragonfly)

RUN AWAY!!!!

 

[Captain Larry-DH]

Wow, some serious thread drift here.

 

[Will Gilmore]

-Will (Dragonfly)

 

[BlowMeAway]

-Will (Dragonfly)

That’s awesome! Looks like me texting with my attorney when I went through my divorce. There was some bird poop coming down then.

Too funny...