And I used to love woodpeckers

Jan 11, 2014
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Sabre 362 113 Fair Haven, NY
Hope he's insured by Farmer's. They've seen a thing or two. Might make it to a commercial.

Did you scare the bird away?
 
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Aug 22, 2017
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Hunter 26.5 West Palm Beach
When I lived out west, I had problems with the Gila Woodpeckers taking chunks out of my house. A single bird can ruin several square feet of wood per week.

I had a big Suharo cactus in my yard. Those things are like woodpecker magnets for two reasons. First, the birds like to nest inside them & second, they throw a fruit annually that is like candy for the woodpeckers. When a woodpecker claims territory over a Suharo, they fight hard to keep it. If you get rid of that one woodpecker, then a flock of them will descend on you the following day & fight over who is going to take over the territory.

After dealing with them for a few years, I got to understand most of the different sounds that they make. There are probably not more than a dozen or so. I also came to understand how to evict the troublemakers that attacked my house & keep doing it until I got a good one in the yard that stuck to the cactus & left my house alone. A good woodpecker, in residence, will keep the destructive ones away.
 
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Sep 30, 2013
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1988 Catalina 22 North Florida
I saw this at our club yesterday. Not my boat but still...
Haha, I don't know their real name, but I have been referring to those as "Doofus Woodpeckers" for years. They'll hammer away at a metal stovepipe (or anything else!) all morning, thinking they'll get food from it. Amusing to watch. We have those and Pileateds.
 
Jan 1, 2006
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Slickcraft 26 Sailfish
My father who was a birder held that woodpeckers make holes in trees so insects can get in. Then they come back and harvest the crop. In that sense he said they are like farmers. Pretty smart for a bird that we study to try to understand why they don't have concussive brain injuries. We used to have one who would hammer on our aluminum gutter. The noise reverberated badly. The first time I ran throughout the house looking for some electric short circuit or other calamity. Never did find one. Weeks later I was chilling on my deck and the bird landed nearby on the eave and started hammering on the gutter. Aha! You're the little bas***d that made me jump out of bed and tear around the house. But they are awesome critters and while my gutter suffered some, I was happy to see it come around. I'm not sure my Dad was right about the farming thing.
 
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Nov 30, 2015
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Hunter 1978 H30 Cherubini, Treman Marina, Ithaca, NY
So I’m confused. Is the Woodpecker in Kermie’s video making holes for insects to accumulate? Or is it pecking for fabric to nest with? Regardless, I have an answer to the pesky critter:

The over scares it off, the under brings it down. Yeah buddy.

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Jul 1, 2010
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Catalina 350 Port Huron
My father who was a birder held that woodpeckers make holes in trees so insects can get in. Then they come back and harvest the crop. In that sense he said they are like farmers. Pretty smart for a bird that we study to try to understand why they don't have concussive brain injuries. We used to have one who would hammer on our aluminum gutter. The noise reverberated badly. The first time I ran throughout the house looking for some electric short circuit or other calamity. Never did find one. Weeks later I was chilling on my deck and the bird landed nearby on the eave and started hammering on the gutter. Aha! You're the little bas***d that made me jump out of bed and tear around the house. But they are awesome critters and while my gutter suffered some, I was happy to see it come around. I'm not sure my Dad was right about the farming thing.
The yellow bellied sapsucker is the one that's well known for the first part of your post. You can tell he's been there by the line of holes he leaves in the tree, to come back later and harvest the bugs.

On the second part, when they are breeding and calling for a mate, the male will often hammer on loud things, like your gutters. I've seen them hammer on road signs. The noisy bird gets the hot chick.

Yea Kermit, your friend needs to sail more and blow out those spiders and bugs! Either that, or give the bird some thread so he can sew up the sun cover when he's done.
 
May 20, 2016
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Catalina 36 MK1 94 Everett, WA
The over scares it off, the under brings it down. Yeah buddy.

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Your answer could land you in jail

These birds are known as federally protected migratory birds. You can't kill them without a special license. Woodpeckers – known as wild birds – are protected by state and federal laws. This means that you cannot kill, poison, shoot or capture woodpeckers without a permit.
 
Aug 3, 2012
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Performance Cruising Telstar 28 302 Watkins Glen
Yeah... that boat was once loved, but it doesn’t look like it was sailed recently. But who has In-mast furling on a 22 ft boat?
 
Feb 20, 2011
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Island Packet 35 Tucson, AZ/San Carlos, MX
So I’m confused. Is the Woodpecker in Kermie’s video making holes for insects to accumulate? Or is it pecking for fabric to nest with? Regardless, I have an answer to the pesky critter:

The over scares it off, the under brings it down. Yeah buddy.
Just try to miss the forestay!
 
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Jun 8, 2004
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-na -NA Anywhere USA
Actually folks, now for the real story. Green frog called and hung up upon arrival at the marina. I sent my secret weapon, Woody Wood Pecker, to give him a hard time. I was surprised chasing off that flippin bird with his green color instead of using that green tongue to catch that bird for breakfast.
 
Nov 8, 2010
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Beneteau First 36.7 & 260 Minneapolis MN & Bayfield WI
If your furled sail is home for anything that a woodpecker would eat, you got bigger problems.
 
Jul 7, 2004
8,534
Hunter 30T Cheney, KS
Woodpeckers peck metal to establish territory. I hope I never see anything like Kermit's video around here. As far as I know they have not caused any damage in the marina.
 

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Jul 31, 2010
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AquaCat 12.5 17342 Wateree Lake, SC
Your answer could land you in jail

These birds are known as federally protected migratory birds. You can't kill them without a special license. Woodpeckers – known as wild birds – are protected by state and federal laws. This means that you cannot kill, poison, shoot or capture woodpeckers without a permit.
You’re not even supposed to collect feathers or even abandoned nests.
 
Jul 7, 2004
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Hunter 30T Cheney, KS
We feed them at home. They like suet. I've only seen downys and ladderbacks at the house. Larger ones are around the club. The smaller ones can't afford the membership I guess.
 
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