Guests Who Arrive By Boat.......

[Maine Sail]

Guest who arrive by boat get the extra strong cocktails. (compared to those who come by car).....

 

[Tim R.]

Guest who arrive by boat get the extra strong cocktails. (compared to those who come by car).....

Hey, I still need to drive the dinghy straight!

 

[Ross]

Just trail a piece of cod line from the boat to the shore.

 

[Calif. Ted]

Hey, I still need to drive the dinghy straight!

It's essentially an airbag with a 2hp motor, how bad can that hurt ?

 

[Ross]

If my guests arrive by boat they must walk ten miles to reach the house.

 

[Doc_holiday]

Then they'll deserve a stronger drink.