Light Beer and Sailboat Love She said: I don't drink rum, it makes me fat -- Got to keep looking svelte and cool. I want to keep this body looking great So I can turn heads by the pool. Don't try plying me with liquor, It's got calories you know. I'll just have a light beer, And then I have to go. I said: Light beer and sailboat love Are both damn close to water. One's less filling, one feels great -- Let's go below and cut the debate -- I ain't thirsty, the beer can wait -- Let's make sailboat love. She said: Don't be crass and don't be crude. I'm not that kind of girl. Sorry, you're just not my type -- A swine before my pearl. This light beer is less filling, So I can have one more. But then I must be going -- Don't think that I'm a whore. I said: Light beer and sailboat love Are both damn close to water. One's less filling, one feels great -- Let's go below and cut the debate -- I ain't thirsty, the beer can wait -- Let's make sailboat love. She said: You know the night is kind of chill -- We might just go below. But don't get any horney thoughts, 'Cause soon I have to go. But all the light beer's in the cooler (You sure do have a stock), And I guess I'll have just one more, Before I hit the dock. I said: Light beer and sailboat love Are both damn close to water. One's less filling, one feels great -- Let's go below and cut the debate -- I ain't thirsty, the beer can wait -- Let's make sailboat love. She said: Boy it must be getting rough, The cabin's in a spin. I should have left some time ago, It's quite a fix I'm in. I sure could use a light beer, It's less filling that's for sure. What's that you say about sailboat love? It's a great hangover cure? I said: Light beer and sailboat love Are both damn close to water. One's less filling, one feels great -- Let's go below and cut the debate -- I ain't thirsty, the beer can wait -- Let's make sailboat love. And so: I was in a bar months later When I saw that gal once more. She was sitting with a sailor At a table by the door. In his hand he held a light beer -- Her voice was strong and clear. Across the noisy room it echoed, And plainly I could hear -- She said: Light beer and sailboat love Are both damn close to water. One's less filling, one feels great -- Let's find your boat and cut the debate -- I ain't thirsty, the beer can wait -- Let's make sailboat love. Copyright Craig Westover About the author: Craig Westover is one of those stoic Minnesotans portrayed in "Fargo" -- ya sure you betcha'."
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Steve, I thought it was Vodka with Bleach? Might run into you tonight, wife and I heading out to the boat for a quickie overnighter
Chris
Steve, I thought it was Vodka with Bleach? Might run into you tonight, wife and I heading out to the boat for a quickie overnighter
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We are not going to be down. The pup got fixed on Tuesday, so we are going to try to keep her high and dry. Catch you next time. PS: I only do the beach and vodka thing when I get a little scummy (cleans from the inside out)<g>.
We are not going to be down. The pup got fixed on Tuesday, so we are going to try to keep her high and dry. Catch you next time. PS: I only do the beach and vodka thing when I get a little scummy (cleans from the inside out)<g>.
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