Viagra Sailing Commercial

Dec 11, 2008
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catalina C27 stillwater
We probably have all seen it several times, the guy whose main sheet breaks loose and he uses a lifejacket strap to implement a temporary repair?

Watching it just now I notice in one scene the jib is back winded. He is motoring!!!

Maybe he was in a hurry????
 
Oct 1, 2007
1,865
Boston Whaler Super Sport Pt. Judith
I think he just popped a little blue one and he had a promise waiting for him. I think he was hoping for one of those famous 4 hour episodes. :)
 
May 25, 2004
441
Catalina 400 mkII Harbor
you can also see a wake of another boat off his port. maybe his jib was back winded because he was planning a hove too, with his honey down below. who hasnt done that!
 
Jan 22, 2008
328
Beneteau 46 Georgetown YB
I just pointed out the back winded jib to my girlfriend on Sunday. We had a good chuckle.
 
Oct 26, 2005
2,057
- - Satellite Beach, FL.
I've been wondering where the prudent sailor would keep his viagra, in the first aid kit or the tool box?
 
Jan 22, 2008
328
Beneteau 46 Georgetown YB
For some, sailing in 25+ kts. is its own kind of viagra. Only better because you don't need to call a doctor after 4 hours. And in my case she likes it too!
 
Feb 26, 2004
22,982
Catalina 34 224 Maple Bay, BC, Canada
Isn't that the only Viagra commercial where there's no "honey" in the hot tub? The guy just goes into an empty house.

Typical stuff we sailors have to put up with...:)
 
Aug 9, 2005
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Hunter 260 Sarasota,FL
Empty house maybe for a night or two, but only sailors get the worldwide reputation of having one in every port.....;) Now that's a reputation where you keep track of your passport and tackle box of little blue mermaid lures.
 
Jan 22, 2008
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Beneteau 323 Annapolis MD
... but only sailors get the worldwide reputation of having one in every port...;)
There's a song that wonders "how can a sailor have a girl in every port?". The song goes on to explain that it's because "every girl has a sailor on every boat".
 
Aug 9, 2005
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Hunter 260 Sarasota,FL
"at the end of the commercial, you can see a tow rope coming off of the bow." "I just pointed out the back winded jib to my girlfriend"

So the ad is really saying(cue up Barry White music):

"If your girlfriend is telling you that your jib needs some attention(or you're grasping your main sheet like a self tailer) and you feel like it takes a tow boat to get your sails full then you can count on us to be your Sea Tow (anyone who experiences a tow longer than 4hrs should seek a safe port immediately)"

http://www.viagra.com/viagra-tv-commercial.aspx
The backwinded jib/tow rope scene is at :39 in the above ad link. The whole premise of being alone, on the slowest craft known to man, with your Viagra pill just seems wrong. I know my focus would be on finding the nearest mermaid ASAP. Why are these new ads based on men who are alone? Egads, maybe it's scorned snickering female ad execs venting their frustration.
 
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Dec 11, 2008
1,338
catalina C27 stillwater
I will at least point out that of the ads on the series, the rigged portrayal of the sailor is a positive one from a perception standpoint and avoids the crusty yacht club snob character some outside our circles assume.

I just giggle thinking the next time he has "issues" in the bedroom he is going to instinctively reach for the belt off of a PFD...
 
Dec 11, 2008
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catalina C27 stillwater
Sailm8 said:
Isn't it true "That only sailors get blown offshore"?
Well maybe but a power boater with dead motors gets blown too. The difference is, in "that" situation, we still got boats. His is more like just a drift...
 
Oct 26, 2005
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- - Satellite Beach, FL.
I just giggle thinking the next time he has "issues" in the bedroom he is going to instinctively reach for the belt off of a PFD...[/quote]

Too funny Phil!