Three Motor Boaters

[Brian D]

[FONT=&quot]Three Motor Boaters, Two Younger, And One Senior Citizen, [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot] Were Sitting Naked In A Sauna.

Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot] The Young [/FONT][FONT=&quot]motor Boater [/FONT][FONT=&quot]pressed His Forearm And The Beep Stopped.

The Others Looked At Him Questioningly. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot] 'that Was My Pager,' He Said. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot] I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.

A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot] The Second Young [/FONT][FONT=&quot]motor Boater [/FONT][FONT=&quot]lifted His Palm To His Ear.

When Finished, He Explained, [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot] 'that Was My Mobile Phone..[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot] I Have A Microchip In My Hand.'

The Older [/FONT][FONT=&quot]motor Boater [/FONT][FONT=&quot]felt Very Low -tech. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot] Not To Be Out Done, He Decided He [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot] Had To Do Something Just As Impressive. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]he Stepped Out Of The Sauna And [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot] Went To The Bathroom..

He Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot] Hanging From His Rear End.

The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Him.

The Older [/FONT][FONT=&quot]motor Boater [/FONT][FONT=&quot]finally Said..........[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot] Well, Will You Look At That....[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot] ...i'm Getting A Fax!!

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[Ctskip]

thanks for tha one, it's a real gasser.

Keep it up,
Ctskip