An old salt was sitting at the bar on the warf when a a lady sits next to him and announces to one and all. "I'm a lesbian. I don't care for men. I love women! I love everything about women and can't get enough of them." She tosses down her whiskey and leaves.
A tourist couple enter the establishment and sit next to him and ask, "We were just wondering if you were a real old time sailor?"
The old salt replied, "I thought I was but I I just found out I"m a lesbian."
A tourist couple enter the establishment and sit next to him and ask, "We were just wondering if you were a real old time sailor?"
The old salt replied, "I thought I was but I I just found out I"m a lesbian."