SUNDAY is for SIGNS

[jssailem]

Driving across town yesterday struggling to do the shopping my wife asked me, cause she did not want to do it... Oh the joy of feeling retired...
I spied this sign, then did a double take u turned back to take a picture.
Only in America.... could you put your boats diesel engine on a restricted diet.


SO if you spy a sign that tickles your funny bone post it up here.
No Internet searches please.
And share any back story.
Merry Christmas!

 

[justsomeguy]

A local Tucson convenience store named "Family Foods".

I guess snacks and sodas count as family junk foods.

 

[907Juice]

I don’t have a picture but a small store near my harbor had a freezer of “normal” ice and a separate freezer for “gluten free” ice.

 

[AlastairLC]

Free the glutens!

 

[Will Gilmore]

Free the glutens!

We only raise free-range gluttens.

There's a new store in our town that has a big square, black and white, generic sign called 'Cash Only Vintage'. It, I think, is a consignment clothing store. The sign is really out of place in the middle of a quaint Main street New England town of brick and wood buildings built in the early 1900s. The funny part is, just below their name, in small print, are the words, "credit cards accepted"

-Will (Dragonfly)

 

[Kermit]

Although I had to find this through an internet search, this ad campaign really did appear in Sumter, SC. The tag line on my favorite one said, “Now in cans.”

 

[Relapse]

I saw that sign in Littleton this summer. Made us laugh out loud,

 

[Kermit]

Palmetto State Armory in Columbia has an entire series like these. Can you say controversial?

 

[WayneH]

Veterinarian down the roads a ways always has funny sayings on his sign.
The Latest one was "Dachshund through the snow".
One before that was "It's all fun and games until someone gets the Cone of Shame."

 

[justsomeguy]

We only raise free-range gluttens.

That's spelled "gluttons."
Chickens do eat, huh?

 

[kloudie1]

Good old Appalatch! all ya need in one place.. I understand that "Happy Endings" could be arranged as well.

 

[jssailem]

@kloudie1 one of this places like the “Chicken Ranch” in Texas or “Mustang Ranch” Nevada?

 

[kloudie1]

@jssailem similar, but not quite as open .. Laughing.. It is a legit place that caters to the sport fishermen.. just has other services available..

 

[thinwater]

Yes, they have a window for drive-through viewings.

 

[BlowMeAway]

Is this the place that @Jackdaw said he was going to?

 

[jssailem]

Too Funny @BlowMeAway

 

[Kermit]

There was a wedding chapel near Sevierville, TN with a drive-up window. I’m telling y’all right now that I would NEVER marry ANYONE who would want to get married at a drive-up window.

 

[RussC]

No photo but our local Hwy Dept yard has a sign on the gate that says "No soliciting by appointment only". that there is a head scratcher

 

[HMT2]

A sign on the way to one of my favorite dove hunting spots. Only in Texas!

 

[Ron20324]

I'm watching Ellen with Julia Roberts giving away gifts. It was funny when Julia was reading the prompter about the what the gift was, and she said, excitedly, "I can't believe you're giving these away!". I'm sure every member of the audience got maybe 2k$ in gifts. But I digress.... Earlier they had a nice homey picture with a "funny tee shirt" that read "The Birthday Boy"- being worn by maybe a 2 year old. Some loving grandparent I'm sure ordered the shirt monogrammed with the boy's name.... "Dick". Wait for it.....