Three Marines died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The L/Cpl fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked
it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The Cpl reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook
them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The old Gunny started searching desperately through his pockets, and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just
what do those symbolize?'
The Gunny replied, 'These are Carols.'
And So The Christmas Season Begins......
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God Bless America, and the U.S, Marine Corps, and Merry Christmas
pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The L/Cpl fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked
it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The Cpl reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook
them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The old Gunny started searching desperately through his pockets, and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just
what do those symbolize?'
The Gunny replied, 'These are Carols.'
And So The Christmas Season Begins......
--
God Bless America, and the U.S, Marine Corps, and Merry Christmas
