Skipper and Admiral.... thoughts

[jssailem]

WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day.
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

 

[Stu Jackson]

I resemble dat remark!

 

[Justin_NSA]

I always say spare me the estrogen version.

 

[JimInPB]

as Henny Youngman once said -
" I had a few words with my wife. She had a few paragraphs with me."

 

[jssailem]

@Stu Jackson your bride is always so nice when I have spoken to her on the phone. I am looking forward to visiting with her when we make our cruise up to Maple Bay.

 

[Roland5048]

GF: "Why do I have to repeat everything to you?"
Me: "I just love the sound of your voice."

......Yea, right!

 

[Justin_NSA]

GF: "Why do I have to repeat everything to you?"
Me: "I just love the sound of your voice."

......Yea, right!

How is that working for ya' ?

 

[Roland5048]

How is that working for ya' ?

......Yea, right!

 

[jssailem]

Here is another that brought a smile to my face.

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says


'HEBREWS'

 

[Will Gilmore]

It is nice to know that we, as a society, have come so far in the new millennium.

-Will (Dragonfly)