Emmet Watson's KBO
I always offer this honest warning to the authors of these kinds of threads...The weather in Washington is nice only three months of the year. The rest of the time it is cold, rainy and depressing. We have the highest suicide rate in the nation. You will also need a large cabin heater which will poison you with carbon monoxide.Sales taxes are high, gasoline and diesel are more expensive than the rest of the country mostly due to high fuel taxes. Did I mention property taxes are outrageous?Winds are light, fluky, and inconsistent. Plan on motoring at least 50% of the time, which will bankrupt you because of the preceding paragraph.Cruising the San Juans is difficult and unpleasant. Currents are strong, so planning is tough. Seems like you always have to travel in the morning to catch the current, but the wind never comes up till afternoon. It is always foggy, especially in the summer. Powerboaters are rude, will run you over, and swamp you with four and five foot wakes. The eel grass is awful and will clog your freshwater intake. The water may be deep, but hidden reefs and rocks are strewn everywhere. Maybe you'll find one!In recent years, the islands have been discovered by high tech baby-boomer millionaires who are building obscene monster houses and ruining the landscape, so there is now a two-tiered economy---rich snobs tele-commuting or retiring, and native islanders trying to scratch out a living catering to tourists. The two groups need each other, but despise each other. In word, everybody is crabby and unfriendly. They won't like you either.Red Tide is pervaisive, so at the moment and during most of August you can't eat the shellfish (our perhaps you should, as we would suffer one fewer invader).The yellow jackets at Roche Harbor make killer bees look like Gulf-Coast no-seeums. You will be forced to screen your port windows and stay below.Finally, the region's baseball team, named for our favorite pasttime, represents life in this corner of the world---they're a bunch of losers!Southern California is much nicer, and nothing will ever match its warm, constant breezes(don't listen to Gary, he lives in West Sound which is nothing but a slit into the side of the barren rock that is Orcas Island, or Fred, who lives on Hood Canal, a dead tidewater wasteland, or even Phil who works on Lake Union in Seattle, a large polluted urban mudpuddle). Of course I like it here, because I grew up here and don't know that a better world exists elsewhere (ignorance is bliss!). But its only fair and nice that I share with you how I've watched other transplants try to adapt to these hostile and difficult conditions and climate. People usually usually give up and leave after a short time. So why come at all? Not that you wouldn't be welcomed.....Dean StrongLifelong Member of the late Emmet Watson's KBO (Keep the Bastards Out)