OK, I'll Bite
Tim and his friend had been in Galveston and the party was pretty much non-stop. At some point it all had to end and Tim and friend headed back toward home in Panama City. Friend was essentially passed out in the v-berth. The tiller was lashed to keep the 31 foot sloop headed east and Tim was on the bow. Nature called so Tim stood up to answer the call. The boat hit a wave and Tim fell down. He started rolling. And rolling. And he just kept rolling. And. And. And. You guessed it. He rolled right off of the boat.Sobriety came instantly. The boat was making about 4 knots of headway and Tim new his swimming wasn't up to that kind of performance. As the boat continued east and he saw the transom getting smaller, he figured that land had to be about 18 miles to his left. He was wearing a wristwatch and a pair of red swim trunks. No PFD. Tim started swimming to the left. Hours passed and Tim was getting pretty tired. In the distance Tim saw a boat. It was a shrimp boat and it was getting closer. Could he really get that lucky? It finally got close enough that Tim took off those red swim trunks and used them as a flag to get the attention of someone on the shrimp boat. Sure enough, they saw him.When they got him aboard they questioned him about what he was doing swimming 18 miles from shore. He explained that he fell off of his sailboat. They said, "What sailboat?" Tim told them he had been in the water for about 3 hours and the boat was out of sight heading east. They looked on the shrimper's radar and, sure enough, there was a target about 13 miles east of them, heading east. Being nice guys, and due to the unusual nature of the situation, the shrimpers took Tim to his boat. When Tim jumped off of the shrimp boat onto his own deck, it made enough noise to rouse his sleeping friend. The friend came topsides just in time to see the shrimp boat pulling away. It is pretty unusual to see such a big boat up that close when you are 18 miles offshore. Tim's friend, of course, wanted to know what was going on. The only response he was able to get from Tim was, "Don't ask."Note: I've heard a lot of stories on the dock; most of them BS. I know Tim. I have to tell you; I believe this one.