This fits many categories
This one could apply to buying a boat that is in charter, bad charter company stories, etc. I was in the process of buying a boat that was in a charter company that was trying to build a cliental (i.e. had only been in business a few months)(translates to 'do not do anything to upset a new member'). The previous owner and I both stated to the charter owner 'Do NOT rent this boat out till we complete the transaction' (over July 4th weekend no less). Needless to say, when I showed up the boat had been rented out on july 4th for the fireworks party. They had been drinking (of course) and used the head a lot. When I bought the boat I knew that the holding tank had problems and the charter company had done an emergency tank replacement with a flexible rubber holding bladder stuck under the head's sink. Well, when I took possession, I found the bladder full and blown up like a baloon jammed in amongst the drain for the sink, the thru hull for the bladder, and, the real problem, jammed against the manual pump handle such that I could not move it. No problem I say, I will go and have it pumped at the local pumpout station. I go there and pump but can not get the pump to prime so I put the water hose into the outlet to fill the hose in hopes of priming the pump. No luck! After a couple of tries at this I come to the conclusion that something is wrong. The bladder is not connected to the deck outlet. Now i am in trouble. The only solution is to go back to the dock and replumb the bladder from the manual pump to the deck outlet. What a way to have to start owning your first boat and this is your first maintenance project. Needless to say, after this, all other projects have been 'a piece of cake'. I did manage to get it replumbed without too much mess and installed a permanent holding tank.