Updated from postings this week.Feel free to add your own...ENGINERun diesels 85% of capacity to clear mixing elbow.Push the kill choke back down, to restart later. Check the oil level monthly, while cold. Use a white stick to read transmission level.When 40s, use hairdryer to warm up thru air horn.Don’t put gasoline into the diesel tank. Think.Don’t overfill fuel tank, an environmental mess.Make sure fuel-sending unit is bolted, could leak.Carry box of spare parts for engine and rigging. PROPDon’t go in reverse while dragging the dinghy.Don’t go forward of the mooring line until clear.Secure lines so they don’t go in water and foul prop. Apply barnacle barrier paint exclusively for props.Hire a diver to clean the prop monthly or quarterly.CLEANINGAmonia in Windex crazes smoked plastic windows.Discourage guests w/ black soles from moving around. HEADRe-pipe to a gallon jug to flush with fresh water. (Seawater cooks in the lines during the week.) ELECTRICALRunning water heater & A/C can fry the 110 line.Open the panel to see corrosion that fries wires.Check both ends of shore cord as tight, no corrosion.Shut down DC & AC before leaving.Unplug shore power cord before leaving the dock. Recharge overnight only, in case of lightning. DOCKINGDeploy big guests to gunwales to fend off piers.Learn to back into a slip, in case of an emergency.Learn to attach the springline first. Never let anyone jump off while boat is still moving.Never drape the dock lines over the life lines. Never walk backward on dock holding the hose.SAFETYRemove car keys, cell phone, jewelry to cabin.Don’t let the crew lean against the lifelines.Teach Collision Course to avoid side-slipping to buoys.Never grab a mooring ball by hand, use boathook. Practice MOB drill by tossing a can and heaving to.Cut excess lines to reduce the danger of tripping.When practical, pass port-to-port & hold your course. Raise tugboats on Channel 13 to give your heading. Always wear a PFD, and harness/tether if solo.Test the batteries on hand-held gear.Beware POOF when lighting propane stove or grill. Do not drive a boat drunk, or let anyone else. Don’t fall asleep while on autopilot. Don’t tweak thru-hull fittings, unless on dry land. Don’t go out in the fog, it’s for professionals only. Don’t pee over the side, but leeward if you must. SAIL PLANReef early. If it’s already windy, reef at the dock. Use spinnaker sheets as a poor man’s whisker pole.Hank the jib by tying clew to lifeline, to ease raising.Scrub slime on bottom monthly to restore hull speed. PROTOCOLRecord name of boat & owners of folks you meet.Wave politely to all neighbors and passing boats. Don’t give air horn to drunk-wanna-be-funny guy.Don’t give wheel to drunk-wanna-be-funny guy. Don’t stare at bikini girls who are in front of wife.Always thank the crew for a job well done. COMFORTAsk guests if they want ginger or wrist bands.Use camping mattresses, better on your back.Have plenty of water on board, keep crew hydrated. When in doubt, buy bigger and newer sailboat. SEASICKAvoid greasy foods, sweet drinks before and after.Ginger snap cookies and real ginger ale, not soda pop.Keep your eye on the horizon, which remains steady.Guide the victim to leeward side, just in case...