1. Try torquing it to see if it will move. Probably not, since the weight is pulling down so much.
2. Run aground on a sandbar at mid-tide and let the tide run out to put pressure on the keel. This won't work so well in Chicago since Lake Michigan has no tide, but I'm just sayin.
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