Sometimes when I've been single-handing too long, I hear Igor: "Hoist the Monster, Igor!" "Not...the Monster, Master!" "Yes, Igor, the Monster! And Hurry!" "But Master..."
and so on. (My first boat, a Venture 22, had two headsails: a 170 and a 90. I called them the Monster and the Hankie)
druid - "You're a hard man, Captain" "Aye, but fair..."