287 Aliases, Electricution, and Plastic Surgery
Hey guys! Well we got rid of that nasty I P address thing didn't we?!?!?!?! Next stop....Let's take over the world! If we all gang up, you guys and all my aliases, we can do it! In fact, once we take over most of the world, we can make everyone listen to our advice! Well you guys learned something tonight. No matter what I say on this message board, Johny, Tim, Bob from Louisiana, and Mobby will always say nice things back to me! Hehehehehehe. Oh, Tim Baby! You can go sailing with me any time! I will even provide the beer. On a side note, you guys are not going to believe what happened to me tonight!!!! I went out to my boat to play a bit. It was dark. Very very dark. I had no flash light with me. I jumped into the cabin and felt around for the wires that go to my battery. I thought I had it all figured out when I hooked them to the 2 posts on the battery. Man, did I learn a lesson! My hair is still standing on end and I can not get the black out of my finger nails even now! I can not be for sure about this but I think my heart stopped. If it were not for my wife coming out to see if I was coming to bed, I might be dead now. She found me there melted to the carpet on the floor. It took 10 fire men, 3 police men and a priest sprinkling me with 2 day old holly water to unpry me from the floor. When I got to the hospital, it took the E R people 3 hours to get to rest of that carpet off my back and out of my totally melted hair. They say that tomorrow they will begin the plastic surgery. Since I have over 287 aliases, I thought I may as well go for the total do over plastic surgery. They said they can make me look just like the Skipper from Gilligan's Island for an extra 50 bucks! Your Pal,"The Skipper"