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Top Ten Reasons to Have One10 She makes coffee, literally.9. Her feet are never cold8. No more dead cell phones7 She doesn't eat, and the sun recharges her batteries.6 WAIT till you hit her G spot!5 Plug in and get tingly all over.4 Need light! Give her a fluorescent tube to hold.3 No night lite needed with those LED earings always on2 She lights up the party1 She can be upgraded with vibrating parts.