One day before I was due to depart for a 10 day Chrisrtmas cruise my mascerator (H33 2004 #208) failed. I suppose 7 years is a reasonable life.
The tank was about one eigth full and I therefore studied carefully how I might effect the change without getting into the preverbial. The method basically was to quickly bend the inlet and outlet pipes upwards when released, fit the new pump and likewise quickly refit with the aid of lubricant.
I rushed round to the local chandler who fortunately has a replacement pump in stock. Back on board I carefully assembled all the tools within arm reach which might be necessary to prise off the old pipe, fitted rubber gloves opened all the hatches and was ready to go!
Then disaster, I discovered that the outlet on the new pump was on the opposite side to the old one. No matter which way I looked at it, it was too short and I had to replace the 2 metres of old pipe between the pump and the seacock. Those familiar with the H33 will realise that this pipe disappears into the bowels of the boat below the engine and goes through ackward contortions. The contents of 2 metres of pipe is not inconsequent and no matter how you attempt this job the foul contents will eventually be deposited in the the bilge. The smell was horrible and with the hatches open all the passing sailors on their way to to their own Christmas on the water wondered what was afoot. "Christ Nick what the hell are you doing down there"? was a typical reponse. There were no offers of help!
From start to finish took only four hours but it seemed like a week. I hesitate to tell you for fear of prosecution how the offending liquid was removed from the bilge only to say that my wife rang to ask how come I was still down there in the dark.
When cleaned up as best as possible I put a litre of that bright blue stuff, undiluted into the bilge (Peggy will know the name of it I'm sure) and amazingly by morning the smell had gone and we set sail for a gorgeous cruise to Moreton and Stradbroke Islands.
There is no real moral to this story unless readers can suggest one, but I hope that it might alert other H33 owners.
I'm glad that I got that off my chest!
The tank was about one eigth full and I therefore studied carefully how I might effect the change without getting into the preverbial. The method basically was to quickly bend the inlet and outlet pipes upwards when released, fit the new pump and likewise quickly refit with the aid of lubricant.
I rushed round to the local chandler who fortunately has a replacement pump in stock. Back on board I carefully assembled all the tools within arm reach which might be necessary to prise off the old pipe, fitted rubber gloves opened all the hatches and was ready to go!
Then disaster, I discovered that the outlet on the new pump was on the opposite side to the old one. No matter which way I looked at it, it was too short and I had to replace the 2 metres of old pipe between the pump and the seacock. Those familiar with the H33 will realise that this pipe disappears into the bowels of the boat below the engine and goes through ackward contortions. The contents of 2 metres of pipe is not inconsequent and no matter how you attempt this job the foul contents will eventually be deposited in the the bilge. The smell was horrible and with the hatches open all the passing sailors on their way to to their own Christmas on the water wondered what was afoot. "Christ Nick what the hell are you doing down there"? was a typical reponse. There were no offers of help!
From start to finish took only four hours but it seemed like a week. I hesitate to tell you for fear of prosecution how the offending liquid was removed from the bilge only to say that my wife rang to ask how come I was still down there in the dark.
When cleaned up as best as possible I put a litre of that bright blue stuff, undiluted into the bilge (Peggy will know the name of it I'm sure) and amazingly by morning the smell had gone and we set sail for a gorgeous cruise to Moreton and Stradbroke Islands.
There is no real moral to this story unless readers can suggest one, but I hope that it might alert other H33 owners.
I'm glad that I got that off my chest!