Come on now guys, it's a serious question and it deserves a serious answer. Quit jerking the guy around, please? He's gonna find out sooner or later, just as soon as the raffel is over.
You see, your boat is so nice that is has been chosen to be the special boat that is entered in the SBO grand give-away. It happens at the close of every summer that we feature a special boat to be given away. Now doesn't that make you feel special? I know it did when they came and got mine two years ago. But that was OK, because I won one last year, so it was like I traded up for me. Hopefully it'll work out the same for you. Please be ready and have your personal items removed before hand, the guys really don't like to hang around.
Keep it up,
Ctskip