Favorite Boat Names

[Warren Milberg]

We all have, or have seen, boats with great names. What are your favorites? Post them here and let's compare. Mine are:1. "Mental Floss" (a big Hylas, of course, owned by a dentist)2. "Heir Apparent" (Hinckley)and my all time favorite"3. "Non Compos Mentis" (to appear on the stern of my next boat....)

 

[Don]

AFTICA

the best name I've ever seen -Another F----ing Toy I Can't Afford.

 

[Alain Pascal]

boat name

Oral fixation, big 3engines F1 boat own by a dentist.Sosueme, owned by a layer of course.The last one I cannot remember exactly but the name was 'reversible' so when calling the boat over the VHF the name became something else, it was a great name, many other examples available like 'Day Oh!', repeat that a few time and guess what boat I have!Cheers,a.

 

[Roger5024]

$orry Kid$

Clear enuffWorst name? Tilt'n Hilton for a C-30.

 

[Fred Ficarra]

I got yelled at last time I posted my favorite.

Wet Dream! Musta been a Urologist.What's wrong with that!?*o

 

[Ross]

I like Bietzpadlin, sailing is better

Friends have had Walden and Whimsey.

 

[newsailor06]

A couple more

Here are a couple that I have seen:Knot for Sail....and in St. Marten,Chapter 11

 

[Harvey]

Great Name

I saw a great name on the back of one of those boats who always seem to be on the way to a loudest boat competition."DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION"...I believe that its a line from the movie Animal House.

 

[nathan]

...some more

Many years ago, i had a friend who called his boat "SEAGASM", and of course the dingy that he towed was called "OARGASM"!

 

[Chris]

AFTER YOU

Painted across the stern, so he could tell his current GF he named the boat "After you" LOL

 

[Mike]

My Favorite

"Never Again II"

 

[Sherry]

Midlife Cruises

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[KK LaRue II]

Boat names

I was in St Pete a couple weeks ago... Boat name was SexSea... thought that was cool!Katie28.5 Hunter LaRue

 

[Chip's Ahoy]

Was His

The ones that I enjoy are:"Was His" Obviously the ex-wife"Passing Wind" Obviously the last meal

 

[bowtrash]

Big Boat

On a really big,luxurious boat....."Nobody You Know".

 

[Warren Milberg]

Here's mine

While on a charter in the Bahamas a few years ago, a boat anchored next to us. Boat's name was "Sexasea." His dinghy was aptly named "Sexashore."

 

[Warren Milberg]

Guy at my marina

has a big powerboat named "The Office." I guess his phone rings, and his wife or boss ask "where are you....?" "At the office," he replies.

 

[Paul Akers]

I like the power boat that ...

...fishes out of our marina and owned by two girls.Named: Fish n' Chix

 

[Paul Akers]

Then there's the guy...

...who owns a propane gas company with the 40' Sea Ray named: "It's a Gas"

 

[Paul Akers]

How about the dentist...

...in the slip next to him with another 45' Sea Ray named: "Open Wide"