Christmas...

[Brian D]

No offense to cat lovers...

 

[Justin_NSA]

4 drumsticks !

 

[Calif. Ted]

On a call once couldn't help but notice the homeowner had lined his driveway with rat traps. He said "It's to keep stray cats from pissing on my driveway".
"Why'd you bait them with hot dogs and bacon?" I asked.

 

[kappykaplan]

No offense to cat lovers...

 

[Justin_NSA]

We just got 2 new black kittens. Boris and Natasha. Not enough meat on them though

 

[kappykaplan]

We just got 2 new black kittens.

Bet they'll make great boat cats!

 

[ggrizzard]

Brian, I'm sending my 2 attack cats to your boat this week!

 

[jssailem]

Nuff said.

 

[kappykaplan]

That must be one of @ggrizzard 's attack cats!

 

[jssailem]

Na... Just one of our local NW kitties. Not my picture but it sure looks familiar.

 

[kappykaplan]

I wouldn't want to come across one of 'em.

 

[jssailem]

Certainly not on a dark driveway lined with rat traps.. I would think it would be a little out of sorts.
Here is a link I found from a Utah fellow. He was out for a jog... This momma did not want anything messing with her baby..

 

[kappykaplan]

That is definitely NOT a li'l kitty cat!

 

[kappykaplan]

Just quoting the dude in the video!

 

[Calif. Ted]

Anyone else remember the old joke about Roy Rodgers ? ♫Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?♫