Boy is it quiet around here!

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William Davis

Where is everyone? Is there no one racing or out goofing off? Got a joke for ya. How do you catch a "Jay Boat"? + + + + + + + answer------------PHRF! Yea, I know its pretty bad.....
 
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Greg Stebbins

Quiet because....

Everybody seems to be in the Head. (JOKE)
 
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William Davis

Going up the mast (Joke)

Did you hear about the man that went up a pole, and came down a Russian?? Gosh this is bad, I'm logging off. Seeya tomorrow!
 
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Jay Hill

Was he Rushin'...

..because he forgot to Czech his safety equipment before he went up a Pole? If he couldn't get down, Iraq'n he could Greece the Pole to help. I tried this once but I hurt myself; Iran Strait to Gibraltor to see a doctor. All he could do to comfort me is offer me a chocolate Malta. I decided I'd been Toulon in France so I chose to Rome the countryside in search of something that Israel. Not finding it, I met a man named Scot and some of his brothers, boy they sure Armenia. I told them I was a sailor and they told be of a Botswana position available down at the Peru. When I got to the Portugal, wouldn't ya know it, my ex-wife Rwanda was the ship's clerk. I asked her, "Uganda gimme a hard time?" She replied with "Oman are you in for it." I realized I Benin this situation before and didn't like it. I also realized I don't have time for this; what am doing?
 

Phil Herring

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Mar 25, 1997
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Impressive, Jay

but it sure did bring forum traffic to a screeching halt...
 
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MIke B

humor /homer

Cheer up , I am sure you all have excellent sailing skills, Mike B
 
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Ron

What If????

Hey Jay... What if he fell in love in the mountains? Would he be Him-a-layin'?
 
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Greg Stebbins

All righty then. There are rules here and

you may be pun..ished.
 
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