Are all Sailors Gay?

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Mike

I was just wondering if all you blowboaters were gay? I have had some recent conversations with a bunch of sailboaters that really made me wonder. Is it the horsepower that scares you? Is it the roar of the engines? Is it the price of diesel fuel? Or are you all just a bunch of you know "GAYS". Please let me know, thanks, mike
 
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Jack W, -2005 H 36

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Married 4 kids + 1 grand daughter
Hunter 36 --my other boat is a Baja 290 OS with twin 454's.
All boats are fun.
Do us all a favor-get lost!
 
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Steve

Compensating for something?

Sounds like Mike might be compensating for a small mast?
 
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Bob Poff

Must be looking

for a DATE.

Thinks that sailors are gay...
Goes out of his way to talk to sailors...
hmmmmm...
Interesting behavior.

How about changing your name to "Bi-Curious"?
Or maybe "Michelle".

Just another reason the Gene Pool needs a Life Guard.
 
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Benny

I think he has identy issues.

Come out of the closet, Mickey, it's OK.
 
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Greg W

It Doesn't Take Estrogem to Sail

Hey Mike:

Have you ever sailed a 31 foot sailboat before with no experience? Well I have, and I have been told that took a whole lot of testosterone! Try it someday and then come back onto this board and tell us whether you think all sailors are gay!

Greg W
"SlipAway"
 
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Timo42

Here is his theme song again

I don't know if anyone saw it before he was sent to the cornfield last time
 
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Joe

why do you ask?

.... here's a rhetorical question for you, Mike. Are you a moron?
 
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Deadhead

I didn't see gay fellas . . .

. . . . when I was on the leeward side of the royal yard arm of USCGC Eagle while putting in a sea furl in 15' seas & 60 mph winds. But then again my knees were shaking so hard I might have missed them.
 
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rad

Gay?

Dear Michelle,
Sailors do tend to be a happy bunch, one might say gay. And maybe some are, thats their business. As for fear of horsepower, sailors tend not to fear too much. Mostly we fear the errant turn key boaters who pretend to be skilled. The roar of the engines is nothing compared to being double reefed in 35 knot winds. And why would anyone want to listen to loud engines anyway. Now for the price of diesel - A day on the water might cost a power boater hundreds of dollars. I spend about $100 a year in fuel. Pretty cost effective I would have to say.
Obviously you are just looking to stir up trouble, or maybe trolling for a date. Best of luck with that, I hope you find the guy you are looking for.
 
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cat38skip

Who is Mikey ???

Mikey ... you little boy ...
I notice you don't have the balls to post with a profile ..
Could it be that you are having a bit-o-trouble with your gender identity?
 
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CalebD

Blow boaters? Is that what you A-holes call us quiet folks?

We call you by a lot of different names too. Stinkpotter's comes to mind. Moron's also fits the bill. When was the last time you ran over a swimmer or an Optimist race? You really sound like one of those most hated cigarette boat owners who just luv cruising over everything at 40+ mph while shouting at the person next to you to be heard. You sir, are an idiot and an A-hole to boot. Get lost before you really forget that the autopilot is engaged while you are down below running over rocks, swimmers and sailors.
Yes, of course we are all gay, as in happy and enjoying ourselves as we see fit. I am as gay as a 30 knot breeze blowing out your butt. There are plenty of sailors who are motor heads but you are not apparently one of them. You are just about as 'gay' as they come as anyone who is so afraid of 'blow boaters' might assume that all those people out on their sailboats with their families have adopted their kids.
If I ever meet you I am prepared to give you an SAE 30 enema. You deserve it you moron.
I also agree that NASCAR is more of a sickness then a sign of virility. Burning rubber versus carpet burns?
BTW, blow me.
Good luck.
 
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Kim

It's on.

Mike, I'm a Marine. How 'bout giving you grid and I'll come to you and you can cross the street and say that sh*t to my face instead of hiding in computer defilade like a kid.

Oh, by-the-way, some Sailors are gay, and the ones I know would probably kick your a55!
 
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Rob

Just a troll, end it now, do not respond.

he only wants to get a response
 
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