A standing joke around our house was centered around an experience 12 years ago. I had been flying a Cessna 172 for the afternoon , when upon arriving home my wife ask how things went. I said: "Great, I got in 3 take-offs and two landings." Sailing, I suppose the joke would involve launching 3 times and making it back to the dock twice. One should be so lucking to have a wife that understands that I'm not the "brightest kid on the block". I have a one track mind with very little traffic on it.