> Subject: OLD SAILOR'S LAMENT
> An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old time's sake.
> He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
> He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'
> The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'
> 'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?'
> She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back!!!'
Sorry, I just had to pass this on...I hope it's "clean" enough for most to enjoy.
> An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old time's sake.
> He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
> He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'
> The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'
> 'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?'
> She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back!!!'
Sorry, I just had to pass this on...I hope it's "clean" enough for most to enjoy.