The sign posted at Kermit's marina...

Jan 19, 2010
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Hobie 16 & Rhodes 22 Skeeter Charleston
I found a bunch of funny signs.... These are some of my favorites.



By the way.... cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny.



I was wondering how we were going to do that.... now I know
 
Jan 19, 2010
12,374
Hobie 16 & Rhodes 22 Skeeter Charleston


This one kind of goes with that old adage... I cut the board twice and it was still too short.
 
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Oct 22, 2014
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CAL 35 Cruiser #21 moored EVERETT WA
24 rules for proper Mall behavior. Did they mention anything about proper dress code?

The fishing rule: Do you also need to have a State permit? Are the stocking fountains with fish?
 
Oct 19, 2017
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O'Day 19 Littleton, NH
I took this picture at the Roanoke mall

I particularly like rule 24. :)

I’m tempted to go to the office and ask for permission.
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You definitely should. If they say no, tell them Will Gilmore said it would be OK. Bring your "service" animal with you and show up in swim trunks with a six-pack. :)

- Will (Dragonfly)

I'm kidding, don't do that. ;)
 
Jun 8, 2004
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Was it Valley View Mall rgranger? I went sailing on a Hunter 26 on trailer with mast up and sails flying in that mall. Everyone asked how I got it in. Mall maintenance was glad as I helped in a way to trim some of the trees back. Funny thing. I sold boats there but never cited
 
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Oct 22, 2014
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CAL 35 Cruiser #21 moored EVERETT WA
So that is how you got your nickname. “Crazy” Dave.... Sounds like the start of a late night tv advertisement... CRAZY DAVE’s Sail boat Emporium... We sail everywhere. Come down to the mall and join me and our Crazy pet Dolphin Flippy....