A short story. Normally I have two five liter unopened Franzias tucked away in the bilge and one mostly full available in the cabin for a quick draw when we head out on our extended cruise each season. Several years ago when I was clearing into Canada at Bedwell, I was talking on the phone to this very nice but persistent female agent. Usually the topic changes to vegetables, fruits and firearms by the time I cover all my opened small bottles of this and that, beer in the fridge, etc. But then she asked, "is that all?" Full disclosure here, I told her about the two unopened box wines, she then asked me to standby while she went off line to consult a higher authority.
After several minutes she came back on and told me that was more than I was allowed to bring into Canada. Then she asked whether I had plans to consume it all on board. I told her of course. She then cleared me in and I thanked her profusely. We never did get to all the beer that I had tucked away in the bilge. Whew!