As told to me by a coworker: "My Volkswagen Golf GTI will do 0-60 in under four seconds. I got that stage two turbo, man. Got that 'front-mounted' intercooler. Got the carbon alloys, dude. Got ventilated twelve-caliper Brembos, that's all about weight reduction, bruh."
Also from the same friend: "Yeah, dude, just the other day I fitted my MacGregor 24 with a YUGE 200 percent genoa from a friggin C&C 38, man...friggin crazy, bro. Made like sixteen knots on a close reach, wicked impressive, right?!"