Fake News it’s a conspiracy!!! Don’t fall for it.I am reminded by The Admiral that the truly cold weather is being borne south from Alaska to torment us all!!!
Are Canadians ECO Terriorists???
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The voice of authority putting the blame where it really belongs!I am reminded by The Admiral that the truly cold weather is being borne south from Alaska to torment us all!!!
While the Lady is most likely correct, one must remember that this is the same person throwing bricks at you.I am reminded by The Admiral that the truly cold weather is being borne south from Alaska to torment us all!!!
Just saying....
If it is Alaska’s Fault, and some folk have said they can see Russia from their back porch, could the culprit be the Russian colluders.
Cleaned the snow off the boat for the second time this year.
As Boney M sang... "Oh those Russians"
If you live in the Northern Hemisphere, the only way to do that is....
MOVE FURTHER SOUTH!!!
Known fact, until you reach the Equator. [ 100% consensus of all Sailors]
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Other known facts....
1) Australians walk upside down
2) Gravity holds our boats down.
3) We complain about the weather, but no one listens.
4) Canadians live closer to outer space refrigeration.
5) Canadians spin slower than their southern neighbors, but less drag on the climate.
Jim...
To prove that, we need to ask the serious question...
What Beer does Santa drink, in the off season?
Jim...
It's a shorter season the further north you go. To that end, the non sensical, but all together realistic notion that we have on average 8 good weekends a summer, if applied to the Santa scenario, (are you buying any of this bs) would result in Santa being oncall about 48 weekends a year and thus no generally available for beer consumption. (Let's see what @Kermit has to say about this)
I envision that Canadian beer would have been consumed by the video production crew and not waisted on the clip.
If all it takes is to call us terrorists to get a couple of beers, count me IN!!!