jokes

In trying to zoom in on @jssailem and @LeslieTroyer on there AIS position, I was trying to scale the picture. Using a world satellite map I zoomed in and tried to see the distances. Look at the measurement of the smallest object close to then end. Jim... PS: Quark Quark Quark you want to buy...

Take the test... _____ Also I got some OLD sayings from a cousin like... Heavens to Mergatroyd! Carbon copy! You sound like a broken record! I think I will end some posts with one, "just for a lark" ______ Jumping Jehoshaphat! Jim... PS: Stuck inside with "water spouting" storm outside...

We were out this afternoon looking a waterfront lots. I have lived here for many many years. I have never seen this Alien Plant that was blooming all over the place, but near ditches and water.:eek: The leaves have thorns and no body was seen nearby or cutting them down. I dared not get out...

Please Mr SBO Police Bot this not a bad word.:pray: It is a person who loves words. Examples... 1) The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. 2) To write with a broken pencil is pointless. 3) A boiled egg is hard to beat. 4) Police were called to a day care...