I just don't think you're keeping up to date with where boating is headed these days :naughty:.
I saw some time ago there's a boatyard in Florida that will build large size boats (undoubtedly power)
without engines or navigation equipment. The function of these barges is to permanently sit at the dock and you, with martini in hand, brag about your previous nautical adventures. I can imagine the more adventurous owners will have them towed to various marinas throughout the summer.
Laugh as you may, but there is no record of any of these buffoons ever having run aground

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