Recent content by WayneH

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    Its funny Friday!

    NO!!! You can't have the Texas Legislature. How else are we going to be the village idiots?
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    Auto-Pilots

    Check the price of a Wifi option and a tablet for a second display. The only drawback I have is not being able to adjust the autopilot from the tablet. But then again, I'd hate to have someone come by and accidentally adjust my course into a tanker! And my personal experience with Garmin is I...
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    Zipper maintenance

    We use the stick lubricant on our boat. Something else to do with your double ended zippers like on the dodger opening is to park them in different locations every time you use them. A little to port, a little to starboard, back to center and repeat. I forgot to put some on my bottle koozie and...
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    Jib Sail Trim Controls

    This is how I adjust my fairleads on my 37 footer. Sometimes. Sometimes, there's enough pressure on the jib sheet to prevent a walkdown. So I am going to get some low friction rings and use them on a barber hauler to the daisy sail track and use the daisy winches to lower the jib clew. Then I...
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    Exhaust Steam

    White smoke can also be from an improperly timed injection pump. I had my injection pump overhauled and I reinstalled it to the scribe marks I made before removing it. My Westerbeast 50 started right up but was smoking on start up and would not go away. Mechanic said the timing was off so we...
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    Its funny Friday!

    Brain bleach!!!!! Please, more brain bleach!!!
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    Why is there a foot of water in the cabin?

    One of my dock neighbor's powerboat had a water hose lined up to his boat. The pressure reducer did not fail, the hose fitting on the boat end did. The stern of the boat was down about 6 inches before anyone noticed. The hose was in the cockpit and usually wouldn't have been a problem but the...
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    Marine Diesel vs Automotive Diesel

    The best diesel can I ever bought was from a company that went out of business because they were sued by an idiot (or his wife) when he got burned pouring gasoline out of one of their jugs ONTO A LIT FIRE!!! Evidently, that warning was not on the side of the jug. Anyway, he got a jury of his...
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    Battery Gremlin

    I had a weird thing happen with my negative cable. Starter battery wouldn't turn over the engine. Switch to the house bank and no problem. Volt meter on the engine battery posts reads 13V. WTH? Then I had a itch and accidentally slid the negative probe into the tiny crack between the battery...
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    Funny Friday!!!

    An OLDIE but a GOODIE!! Tools Explained: DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the...
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    Funny Friday!!!

    I've heard this story quite a few times but this is the first time I've seen proof! :yikes::yikes:
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    Funny Friday!!!

    On my motorcycle BB, one of the guys had a welcome picture with a young lady on it. My wife as a member of the group was the first one to notice that she had no belly button. So, how much else was airbrushed out or in to make her perfect?
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    Tartan holding tank

    On my '80 Tartan 372, the holding tank is under the port side of the V-berth. I replaced my tank with a B500 from MarineSan about 5 years ago.
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    So we did it...

    YAY!!! When it looked like we were going to lose our 372, the Admiral started looking for a replacement and kept coming back to Tartans. And she only sails because I love it.
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    Fear of sailing at night?

    Mike, You have probably heard one. I know there is a howler platform east of San Leon in Galveston Bay. IIRC, it is closer to April Fool Point. I could hear it while running up the Houston Ship Channel heading to Kemah. It was lit up with yellow flashing lights but visibility was dropping and...