This will be a *GREAT* bar for @Meriachee and me to get thrown out of. It’s in Murrell’s Inlet, SC. My wife and I had breakfast there this morning. $5.00 each and it all goes to charity.
So this beaver walks into a bar...
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It was SC and $5. What do you think? A feast.
On Beaver Tail...
So the Beaver asked the bartender, do you know how to make a...
Wild Beaver drink?
Bartender: Never heard of it!
Beaver: Well since it is for breakfast, how about one with the Coffee liqueur Kahlua?
Bartender: We make a Mudslide.
Beaver: Sounds like a Dam is needed! [beaver's tail begins to twitch]
Wild Beaver drink?
Bartender: Never heard of it!
Beaver: Well since it is for breakfast, how about one with the Coffee liqueur Kahlua?
Bartender: We make a Mudslide.
Beaver: Sounds like a Dam is needed! [beaver's tail begins to twitch]
Ahem. “Breakfast” was great. Scrambled eggs, piles and piles of bacon and sausage, home fries for the snowbirds, grits for us Southerners, pancakes and actual cake cake. Two urns of coffee. When I checked to make sure I wasn’t getting decaf the guy behind the bar laughed and informed me they don’t serve decaf. (Seriously.) Also seriously they make no money at Sunday breakfast. No one there gets paid other than tips.
Oh, the name Beaver Bar reminds me of Hooters. But without all political correctness.
Political correctness. A little early in the day to start with that, don'tcha think? ha ha
Is that a real picture of Kermit? Looks nothing like a frog. Maybe photo shopped, eh?
Wife: "Where have you been!?"
Kermit: "Beaver Bar."
Wife: "How much did you spend?"
Kermit: "About nine thousand dollars."
Wife: "Where's your truck?"
Kermit: "They got that too."
Wife: "Who is she?" (Pointing to woman next to him)
Kermit: "Oh, uh, I thought she was you."
--plagiarized from a comedian--
Kermit: "Beaver Bar."
Wife: "How much did you spend?"
Kermit: "About nine thousand dollars."
Wife: "Where's your truck?"
Kermit: "They got that too."
Wife: "Who is she?" (Pointing to woman next to him)
Kermit: "Oh, uh, I thought she was you."
--plagiarized from a comedian--
Likely due to all the time I've spent over the years in your northern territory.
Like a fine ablative paint, it does have a tendency to rub off.
Thet's what ah said, "brekky".
That’s why i said “ahem.”Like a fine ablative paint, it does have a tendency to rub off.
Thet's what ah said, "brekky".
