Lottery
- Thread starter All U Get
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Really sorry to hear that the Lottery did not happen this time for you. You know since we met on the internet I’ve considered you my favorite Lottery Uncle. I am hoping that next time will be the big one. The big one for both of us.
Keep buying a ticket it can happen for us.
Do you think you could spare a boat buck to tide me over till the big pay off comes in?
Best regards. Your estranged but hopefull internet nephew.
Who loves you baby!
Keep buying a ticket it can happen for us.
Do you think you could spare a boat buck to tide me over till the big pay off comes in?
Best regards. Your estranged but hopefull internet nephew.
Who loves you baby!
You must be doing something wrong. All the rest of us won. Perhaps you can relate the symptoms of your problem and we can all chime in with numerous ways to diagnose it or regale you with how we solved it.
Oh great news Uncle “All U Get”. The Lottery just announced:
The Mega Millions jackpot has soared to a staggering $868 million for Friday night's drawing. That's a record for the game – and the third largest in U.S. lottery history.
No ticket had all six winning numbers in Tuesday night's drawing for what was a $667 million top prize.
There is still a chance for us. Don’t give that Yellow coated fellow any mind. He’s just flexing. He’s not family.
Yeah, a 3M+ odds chance. Just start a go-fund-me page and use that money to buy lottery tickets.
I thought my chances are pretty good since it’s always an old geezer that wins.
I didnt win again. Of course I didnt buy a ticket again either. My brother used to say the lottery is just another tax for the mathematically challenged .
If you buy the ticket you have the same chance as the folks that did. Being old is a plus... You get to forget the money you spent on the ticket sooner.
I do have a we bit of a concern.... I clicked on the clickbait link when I searched the numbers. It was a history of what happened to some of the winners... Death, jail, murder and mayhem... Guess when it is your time it is your time and the money can't save you.
It is a bit odd.
And after you win you get to share half with the tax man who takes his cut before the pay out.
Well your odds of winning are even worse if you don't buy a ticket.
I DID hit the lottery! Once, in 1970! That is when Eileen and I were married. She has been a friend, lover, wife, guru, artist, care-giver, and helper in every adventure (or misadventure) during the preceding 48+ years.
But, this tax is voluntary. Those who volunteer to pay more taxes, raise your hand. In fact, just send me your money.
It will go to a much better use.Only very slightly worse.Well your odds of winning are even worse if you don't buy a ticket.
There is that. There is also the fact that I have come out a dollar a head on every losing ticket that I could have bought over the years......but didnt buy. Which after hearing about some lottery players, can add up.
I have won many times and will continue to win, see I have a numbers system which hits 67.3% of the time, just send me $129.95 and I will send you my almost patented system of winning..... honest......
I have not spent many thousands of dollars on the lottery myself. But I seem to have misplaced them, I can't find them anywhere.
I DID hit the lottery! Once, in 1970! That is when Eileen and I were married. She has been a friend, lover, wife, guru, artist, care-giver, and helper in every adventure (or misadventure) during the preceding 48+ years.
HAHA, so your wife reads the forum I see.....
Cheers
HAHA, so your wife reads the forum I see.....
Cheers