I Need Some Boating Jokes!!!

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Mark

Hi Everyone! I am hosting our Power and Sail Squadron Annual meeting tomorrow night, and I could use some fresh material. Does anyone have any good boating (power or sail) jokes or stories? If you have a funny (clean) joke please pass it along. Thanks a million in advance. Mark ps: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
 
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ken

it;s over

Mark do you know what owning a boat is like?????? It's like, a life sentence, and a 500,000.00 dollar fine.
 
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Michael Hagerman

Another Late Joke

?: What does "BOAT" stand for? A: "Bring On Another Thousand" (not original, I must confess)
 
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