I cannot tell a lie

[Scott B]

I totally groove on how 1/2 of the ‘lies’ being posted are being refuted as possible.

But, I cannot tell a lie....

https://forums.sailboatowners.com/index.php?threads/the-rocna-anchor-and-gale-force-winds.100730/

 

[vetch]

Well the one I always tell.....

We're only heeling 15°.

 

[Benny17441]

On time and in budget.

 

[Jackdaw]

a sailor tells a jaw-dropping whopper of a story that can't possibly be true.

The hard part is that most of these stories COULD true. Finding one that could not POSSIBLY be true is hard.

 

[Ron20324]

The hard part is that most of these stories COULD true. Finding one that could not POSSIBLY be true is hard.

The Canadians, having found out Mexico paid for AND BUILT "the wall", have decided to do the same thing.

 

[The Shadow Knows]

Well,

I promise that I ALSO DID NOT not have sexual relations with MONICA either!
BUT & Only from my end, this IS A TRUE STORY!

 

[Kermit]

... this IS A TRUE STORY!

That’s what he said.

 

[WayneH]

Surfing a 37 footer at 14 knots under main and spinnaker while dodging oil platforms at night in the western GOM.

The boat will go to 110° before it won't come back.

 

[LloydB]

"Free boat." I will not admit proof but it was posted on the internet so that should be an valid indicator.

 

[Will Gilmore]

I'm lying right now.

- Will (Dragonfly)

 

[jssailem]

I'm lying right now.

Then get up off the floor and get back to work.. No lollygagging on SBO.

 

[smokey73]

You do know the difference between a Fairy Tale and a Sea Story:
A Fairy Tale starts "Once upon a star"
As Sea Story starts " This is a No-Sh&^ter"

 

[Ron20324]

I'm lying right now...

He MUST be lying- his mouth is moving

 

[Will Gilmore]

I was actually lying about lying.
But seriously, don't take me seriously.

- Will (Dragonfly)

 

[dLj]

I never ever get or have been seasick.

dj

 

[jssailem]

I never ever get or have been seasick.

Lake sick maybe... but never sea sick...

 

[flynhi4u]

Lake sick maybe... but never sea sick...

Lake sick is the worst because what man wants to admit to getting lake sick. Just saying.

Sam

 

[Mohawk Jack]

Honey, I need to go fix something quick on the boat. I'll be back in an hour. No, I shouldn't need to buy anything for it.

This is CLASSIC! I'm going to have to use this. I wonder if she will buy it?

 

[dLj]

This is CLASSIC! I'm going to have to use this. I wonder if she will buy it?

I'm now in a more mature relationship with my wife. When I say right after breakfast that I'm going to go take a look at the boat, my wife asks me if I'll be home for dinner, to which I usually reply, I'll try to remember to text you if the answer is no...

dj

 

[mm2347]

"I'm even lying when I'm telling the truth"!