Kidney's not much better. And Haggis, well, we've been down that road.
BTW, there is a passage in either Dellenbaugh's Speed Smarts or The North U about placing a quarter under the forward edge of a mast on a dingy, which improved sail shape dramatically. It had to do with pre-bend and I read it 20 years ago so I can't remember the details. But basically the sailers saw that when the pulled on the backstay(?) the sail shape improved. So through improvisation they put the quarter in and cured the slows. Anyone who can supply more details is welcome to correct my memory.