Are you a Lexophile?

[JamesG161]

Please Mr SBO Police Bot this not a bad word.

It is a person who loves words. Examples...

1) The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
2) To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
3) A boiled egg is hard to beat.
4) Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
5) A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

Also puns can be fun too!

Perhaps y'all have an example or two.

Punster Exceptionalé
Jim...

 

[JamesG161]

A famous Audi car repair technician gave a television show, it was called...
"The Audi Duty Show!"
Jim...

 

[JamesG161]

I just found out I was colorblind, dang that just came at me out of the Blue.
Jim...

 

[JamesG161]

If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

A will is a dead giveaway.

 

[jssailem]

Boy James you fooled the bots again.

 

[kloudie1]

Lexophile? Nope, I prefer Infiniti.

 

[pateco]

 

[JamesG161]

I prefer Infiniti

My neighbor was going to buy an Infiniti but it got Stuck and he couldn't Budge It!

Infiniti is not considered a small thing.

 

[JamesG161]

What is the difference between Apathy and Ignorance?

I don't care and I don't know.

 

[Mike4116]

I just read a book on gravity: I simply can't put it down.
I just got back from the trip of a life time. I don't think I'll be going again.
You never want to take a non-stop flight. (Apologies to Geo. Carlin)
How is it possible to have jumbo shrimp or military intelligence for that matter. (Apologies to Geo. Carlin)

 

[Sailm8]

 

[SFS]

"Do your own research", the chemist said acidly.
"That buttress will NOT work" the structural engineer said archly.
"The citrus adds a lot to the flavor profile" the chef intoned with zest.

 

[JamesG161]

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

 

[Snorri Eriksen]

1. I wondered why the boom seemed to be getting bigger, then it hit me.

2. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

 

[Sailm8]

Anyone remember Tom Swifties? "See if you can find the light switch", said Tom darkly.

 

[njlarry]

As I've gotten older I've been told that I don't hear too good, I don't see too good also I don't smell too good.

 

[jssailem]

@njlarry Two of those three can be fixed.

 

[Ron20324]

This year I'm taking a cruise around the world. Next year I'll go somewhere else.