3 sailors walk into a yacht club...

[Kermit]

Well, one sails in and the other 2 drive in. @Crazy Dave Condon and I met @rgranger at Smith Mountain Lake today for a centerboard replacing party. In the pouring rain. I learned two things today. The first is never trust line to be the diameter you ordered. The second is that only one of Rob Granger's names is pronounced the way it looks.

 

[justsomeguy]

Nice! Looks damp. Not gonna ask who's who, as someone else certainly will.

 

[Skipper]

Who's who?

 

[LeslieTroyer]

only one of Rob Granger's names is pronounced the way it looks.

How else do you pronounce Rob??? I new a Bob once and we pronounced his name as if it had two "O's" -- get your mind out of the gutter - BOBO where else would you put the extra O???

 

[Kermit]

Who's who?

I'm the one from South Carolina. Rob is the one wearing a hat. Dave is the knowledgeable one.

 

[SFS]

^This may now be my ALL-TIME favorite reply on this site.

Kermit, one of these days I'm gonna drive through SC on the way to visit family in NC, and you and I are gonna have a sit down. I'll buy the beverages, and before we meet I am willing to sign a waiver acknowledging my risk of premature death from excessive laughter. You are somethin' else.

 

[Gene S]

Don't leave me hanging. Whats the punchline?

 

[Skipper]

Don't leave me hanging. Whats the punchline?

The first sailor says, "I'll have a bottle of rum".
The second sailor says, "I'll have a bottle of rum, and a young wench's bum".
The third sailor looks at the other two, and then says, "I'd sing along to that, but don't know the words so I'll just hum".

 

[rgranger]

Here are some pics of the repair

 

[Kermit]

I'll buy the beverages, and before we meet I am willing to sign a waiver acknowledging my risk of premature death from excessive laughter.

 

[JamesG161]

only one of Rob Granger's names is pronounced the way it looks.

Its a Trick Question...

His Middle name...

Which is obviously SILENT.

Jim...

 

[rgranger]

 

[Kermit]

Its a Trick Question...

His Middle name...

Which is obviously SILENT.

Jim...

Mr. Granger took the pictures of the project.

 

[DaveJ]

3 sailors walk into a yacht club...
Sailor 1 - it's windy today
Sailor 2 - No, it's Thursday
Sailor 3 - I'm thirsty too, lets have a beer......

Cheers

 

[Chief RA]

Davej: I am hard of hearing so.....it makes it even funnier! Chief

 

[SFS]

Post #9, 1st pic - nice red, white, and blue line. West Marine, last year's one-day sale? 25 feet, $6.99 I bought six. Very patriotic.

 

[rgranger]

Post #9, 1st pic - nice red, white, and blue line. West Marine, last year's one-day sale? 25 feet, $6.99 I bought six. Very patriotic.

Tractor Supply!
Koch Industries Braided Polyester Rope, 100 ft $29.99

https://www.tractorsupply.com/tsc/p...-braided-polyester-rope-100-ft-l?cm_vc=-10005

 

[SFS]

That's not red white and blue!

 

[flynhi4u]

^This may now be my ALL-TIME favorite reply on this site.

Kermit, one of these days I'm gonna drive through SC on the way to visit family in NC, and you and I are gonna have a sit down. I'll buy the beverages, and before we meet I am willing to sign a waiver acknowledging my risk of premature death from excessive laughter. You are somethin' else.

You ought to have a phone conversation with him !!!!

Sam

 

[SFS]

I don't know, man, I've talked to Dave on the phone. And if forced to admit it, more than once!