So Tom,
If I buy an expensive boat - like the one on the shore, it doesn't sail it self away from danger. It will crash into the shore.
That is just not right. Not SAFE.
Perhaps Apple, or Google, Microsoft or META will create an automated boat that will only sail on the water. It will allow me to sit safely in the cabin with my VR glasses playing soothing songs and showing me the META world that my expensive boat will be cruising.
Age won't matter then. No barnacles to worry about the boat will slough them off. And a perpetual motion machine to provide infinite power when the fickle winds die...
No sails to trim they will automatically adjust... Balmy sunshine... gentle waves rush to shore...
Wake up!
WAKE UP! TAKE OFF THE GOGGLES.
PUT THE META UNIVERSE AWAY!
TIME FOR COFFEE.
Darn a guy can dream.